Marriage ending

If you are married and you:

1. Meet a new person
2. Decide your marriage should suddenly be open
3. Start spending lots and lots of time with the new person
4. Completely disregard your spouse/partner and his or her feelings regarding your new open relationship
5. Talk about your new lover continuously to absolutely anyone will listen
6. Wonder why your spouse/partner has decided that the open relationship isn't working
7. Wonder why your marriage just ended
8. Decide that the new partner is the most fantastic and wonderful thing in the entire world, and clearly you were destined to be together ANYWAY....

then you MOST LIKELY are NOT POLYAMOROUS.

So do us all a favor. Rather than finding every poly-related discussion group on the entire internet and posting how you are so emphatically polyamorous now (and have been your entire life, you just realized!1!1), spare us the bullshit and continue being a serial monogamist quietly, just like you always have been. Trust me, we're going to make fun of you otherwise, so you might want to spare yourself as well.